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We have been scouring the web for some good accounting humor to get through April. Here is a hand-full of teehees. We hope you appreciate them! Share your own with us on twitter at @acctvantage

To start, there are always image posts.

We found the best collection on Pinterest: Accounting Humor.

  1. How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value

    Accounting Jokes

  2. What do accounts suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation

  3. What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night

  4. What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

  5. Why was the accountant in rehab? Solvency abuse

  6. Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant? He got his client’s charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency

  7. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter

  8. What is a CPA’s best pickup line? Wow, you have a nice pair of W2s

  9. Why don’t accountants read many novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

  10. How do you know when an accountant in on holiday? He doesn’t wear a tie and comes in after 8am

  11. What is the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone

  12. What’s an actuary? An accountant without a sense of humor

  13. Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting

  14. You might be an accountant if:

  1. You deduct Ex-Lax as “moving expenses”

  2. You have no idea that GAP is a clothing store

  3. Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card

  4. You are doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year

  5. You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline

If you liked these jokes check out some more at The Alternative AccountantCrush The CPA ExamAccounting Courses OnlineJokes4UsPinterest and Business Insider.